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103455th base

I got to 103455th base when i was born
by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016
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Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020
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Base Camper

A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
by Cl0wn78 December 27, 2020
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92nd base

When you have sex in the back of a Duesenberg being driven by a unicorn named Karen at exactly 88 mph with a Vegas prostitute, a MILF, a woman with L-cup boobs, a breeze block, a half-melted ice cream sandwich, a Pikachu, a Sega SG-1000, Terminator, and a bottle of hot sauce while humming "I Just Called To Say I Love You" and juggling McNuggets while "Drops of Jupiter" is playing loudly in G-Major.
Only Chuck Norris has ever gotten to, or can get to, 92nd base.
by hoyclan July 18, 2019
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playing the bases

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.

When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"

"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."
by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012
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twentieth base

The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
by RageFurious May 26, 2018
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Plant-Based

When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.
"Are you a vegan?" "Nah, I'm only on a plant-based diet."
by d3d_dog February 18, 2021
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