The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015
Get the Base Punchmug. Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.
by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017
Get the 21st basemug. An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020
Get the Base jumpingmug. The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
by RageFurious May 26, 2018
Get the twentieth basemug. When you have sex in the back of a Duesenberg being driven by a unicorn named Karen at exactly 88 mph with a Vegas prostitute, a MILF, a woman with L-cup boobs, a breeze block, a half-melted ice cream sandwich, a Pikachu, a Sega SG-1000, Terminator, and a bottle of hot sauce while humming "I Just Called To Say I Love You" and juggling McNuggets while "Drops of Jupiter" is playing loudly in G-Major.
by hoyclan July 18, 2019
Get the 92nd basemug. A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
by Cl0wn78 December 27, 2020
Get the Base Campermug. When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.
by d3d_dog February 18, 2021
Get the Plant-Basedmug.