Gen Baker

A girl who is pregnant but wants to be bent over the hood of a celebrity’s mustang still.

“Hey my name is Gen Baker and I really want you to bend me over the hood of your 67 mustang. Also I am pregnant.”

by Gen’s soon to be lover July 29, 2018

Leo Baker

Leo isn’t a guitar player, he’s just an asshole who thinks he can play guitar

You’re just a Leo Baker man!

by CW036 October 20, 2018

Roller Baber

Some tumblr kid (usually a girl) who likes to think of themselves as a character in a Wes Anderson film. Usually spotted roller skating in circles around thrift shops.

You see that weirdo out front of the Goodwill? Well she’s a roller baber.

by SweetBabyRaysGourmetSauce November 27, 2018

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Ashley Baker

Probably a teacher if so needs to get fired

Student 1: what period is next
Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker

Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks

by Ür múm December 11, 2018

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

Billy Baker

The sexiest man alive. Gets all the bitches and he is a jawn. He will beat Mike z up any day of the week.

Woahh. Billy Baker just walked in. He’s so cute.

by Jdjdjfjjd January 29, 2019