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burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018
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burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment
hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?
by sarmanda May 29, 2018
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Burp transplant

When you belch into a person's vagina or anus while going down on them.
Last night I slammed a two liter of Mountain Dew and gave Becky a burp transplant.
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Burks-losis

when you got the tuberculosis, then you got the burks-losis
“ he got the burks-losis ”
aw shit he’s got the tuberculosis
by @mariah.fabela October 16, 2018
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Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.
She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.
by Giarraputo October 21, 2018
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Burns

It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst
by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019
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Burnside

To suck off your housemate to avoid paying rent.
Marcus couldn't get online last night, he was short again and had to Burnside Tony.
by Adam 🎿 July 18, 2019
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