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Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK
Brandon by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025
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A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye
"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"
Brandon by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025
Brandon is a femboy
Brandon by Twinkltoezz November 15, 2025
A cubic object commonly found on the East Coast.
I saw a Brandon. I know because it was shaped like a cube
brandon by M746746746 November 29, 2025
A succulent oriental male who can queef with the best of them.
I Had a real Brandon.
Brandon by joNNY cOX May 22, 2026
A person or thing related to the practice of being an annoying dickhead.
i hate brandon
brandon by 67 turkeydick June 21, 2026
Someone that wants to fuck Shannon, and someone Shannon wants to fuck
Of course he wants too, he’s a Brandon ..
Brandon is a lucky guy
Brandon by Theydbothlove July 3, 2026