Reverse Anal Blast

When a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then they fart or force it out and then rub if all over the others' chest and then rub it around to look like someone blasted it onto their chest.

Miley did a reverse anal blast on Justin's chest.

by DirtyOracle November 8, 2009

Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

Rocky Mountain Blast

The shit that you take the morning after drinking Coors.

"That shit came straight from the Rockies, it was a Rocky Mountain Blast!"

by Thesteve9x September 28, 2008

Anal Blast

When Somes Asshole falls out of there ass.

Holy Shit I just had an Anal blast, Fuck!

by MortyMort June 20, 2008

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023