No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.

“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”

by Littlesavage July 29, 2021

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Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.

We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

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Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!

by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022

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The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025

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