A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
Get the Jerk battlemug. A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
Get the battle simulatormug. A small forum game orginating from Drawception, where users draw characters and have them fight against a boss, which is considerably stronger run by one player. It has migrated from the site onto its own Discord server after its 15th fight, Meoclide Worm
Its most iconic character is Drawful D, an anthropomorphic letter D.
Its most iconic character is Drawful D, an anthropomorphic letter D.
Sorry, I was busy drawing my action post for Boss Battles
What's that?
You draw characters and they fight.
What's that?
You draw characters and they fight.
by TopekaG December 8, 2021
Get the Boss Battlesmug. A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
Get the The Pokémon battlemug. When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
Get the Texas Worm Battlemug. Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
Get the Old-School German Cannon Battlemug. When two people dress up as different video game characters and have anal but when the man is going to climax he says the iconic voice line of his character and when he cums the girl says the iconic phrase of her character truly a beuty
by Peen plower 12 April 13, 2019
Get the buddy battlemug.