jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.

“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

Fart battle

Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers

Whats up my nigga wanna have a fart battle

by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025

The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025

TouchTunes Battle

A modern-day Wild West shootout fought not with pistols, but with song credits and aggressively specific song lyrics.

Two participants, Maddie and Emma, engage in a TouchTunes battle by selecting increasingly pointed tracks, each believing the lyrics are a direct hit on the other. Bystanders pretend not to notice, as the jukebox blares emotional warnings, breakup anthems, and “this is about you” choruses until one combatant runs out of money or dignity.

by Corey Daul January 11, 2026

king of battle

the strongest person in the game

that nigga is the true king of battle

by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.

The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess

by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014