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Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
by Dr J G July 14, 2009
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Alaskan eruption

A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.
Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.
by jackie chan1111 May 20, 2010
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alas

Together alas!
by urbanslang26 December 31, 2011
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Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011
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Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.
"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."
by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022
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rafed alasadi

Ew Your a Rafed Alasadi
by ademaula July 3, 2018
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Wasilla, Alaska

A small town of about 15,000 located some 40 miles north of Anchorage. If you take away the surrounding snow-capped mountains, it's as if you're in a small town in the Midwestern United States. It's the cheapest place to own a home in the state, but there is a sales tax. The vibe of the town and people is rather sleazy; most of the population are blue-collar in their living conditions and mentality. Many spacious homes with potential to be nice and well-kept have appliances outside and cars propped up on concrete blocks. Drug deals and manufacturing are commonplace, especially methamphetamine. A good quarter of the population or more work on the North Slope and many others commute to Anchorage to work.
by waspcoloredstain February 15, 2014
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