Alcoholiday

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

alcoholic

me, myself, my friends, and anybody names gabby. we drink until our liver fails

“bro they are such alcoholics”

by boyfriendlover September 5, 2022

Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

Alcoholic

a guy that drives a squatted Toyota pick up truck and falls asleep after two beers

I had two alcoholic beers and now I think I wanna squat my truck

by Bobbydaledaddy November 21, 2022

alcoalition

Da mega-biz governing organization dat oversees da mining, production, distribution, and/or use of da shiny lightweight metal dat's smelted from bauxite.

If I merely recycle pre-existing beverage-cans into usable metal again instead of creating it from naturally-occurring deposits, am I still subject to da authority of da alcoalition?

by QuacksO November 26, 2022

Alcomanolic

An Alcoholic saying that they are alcoholic

“I’m such an alcomanolic

by Alcomanolic December 30, 2022

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023