No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens
"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.
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fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred
dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.
Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.
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Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters
Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::
by grokyaballz July 14, 2009
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Child Support Whore

A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .
Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None
Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
by Mediaptera February 16, 2005
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hurried child syndrome

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.
At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.
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