Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

cat sex

shane dawson

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*

by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021

Sex

The opposite of gender, made up by biologists to sell more estrogen and testosterone.

"Hey man, gender and sex are the same"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"

by Somebodystolemyboobs April 1, 2024

Sex

Number six in Latin:
1-unus-I
2-duo-II
3-tres-III
4-quatuor-IV
5-quinque-V
6-SEX-VI
7-septem-VII
8-octo-VIII
9-novem-IX
10-decem-X

What is 'six' in Latin?
-sex

by kittygal6102 December 31, 2016

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

South Carolina Sex

Some weird hot seats sex. Hard to explain great feeling though

Person: I had some great South Carolina Sex last night.

by Weber’s dick March 1, 2021

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012