Sex story

Why are you looking this up, you’re probably like 12 years old. What are you doing with your life? Go to church and read the bible, it’s never too late to change your life around

You shouldn’t be looking up a Sex story

by Life-To-Christ December 9, 2023

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

sex work

A term for people (often women without better) options, performing sexual services from relationships built on a financial relationship like a sugar daddy to particular acts to advertisements.

Nice Guy: Hey is that trans girl a sex worker?

The Dude: Nah, they just hired her to get your attention. Sex sells, man.

by DickyWiki December 11, 2023

Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!

"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Sex remastered

Its like sex 2, but there is less nostalgia, less cool features and player base, but its got cool lighting and textures tho
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes

Yo wanna play Sex remastered?
I dont wanna play that shit lets just wait for sex 3

by Bigoilyman9 December 14, 2023

Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023