Man-Hands

A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.

Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.

The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.

Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"

Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."

by The_Shady_Man_13 May 2, 2010

cave man sex

2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire

lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there

by dicy 132 November 5, 2008

small man syndrome

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.

Small man: And you, thinking that you are going to farm your whole life, is an idiot! I have worked on 5 farms and they all went bust! And you, from what I have gathered, is just a complete fool who likes to get laughed at! And you have no respect for anyone!
(Small man tells them to leave)
Guy 1: Geez, what a nob
Guy 2: I know, what a Small man!
Guy 3: He clearly contracted small man syndrome after failing in his career!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

Rich Man Honda

An Acura. A Honda Econo Box for Rich people. A Honda CVCC (Civic) or Accord with Racing Trim and parts. Also the Rich Kids R type car for The Fast and The Furious wannabes.

I told my daddy that I am not going to drive a POS Honda Civic, I want a Rich Man Honda (Acura).

by Jack Strapp October 1, 2007

Anti Tit Man

As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to participate in anything enjoyable or appreciate activities that everyone else would be honored to partake in. Otherwise known as "ATM", this individual is easily recognized by a slew of characteristics: a frown, being ugly, goes by the name of Richard Siegel, or just apathetic is all facets of life. Usually is relatively able to be picked out of a crowd, never wants to have fun, or is just plain terrible.

-Hey, you want to go to the Yankees game? It'll be so Tit!
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man

by ATM Professionalista July 30, 2008

Otto the garbage man

noun (origin - circa 1993, Los Angeles) a racial insult directed toward Jews, as evidenced by the dialogue below from Pulp Fiction, a cult classic.

"Now Jimmie, don't do nothin' stupid like puttin' that out in front of your house for Otto the garbage man to take away."

-Jules

by Klizack March 31, 2006

the man with the golden gun

A man who has had sex with so many women during his lifetime and/or has become a very well-reknowned male pornstar, that many people who know him consider a legend.

And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.

Ron Jeremy is an excellent example of someone whom you'd like to call "the man with the golden gun."

by Mark H July 17, 2004