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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
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Cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019
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Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat
"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"
by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025
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Cock pot

When she takes a bong rip and then deep throats the dick
Baby why don’t you just cock pot it
by Warted October 6, 2019
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snub nosed cock

my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock
by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 20, 2021
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Slimy cock

When you stick your penis in a woman’s vagina and cum so many times that when you pull out there is cum all over your penis and pubic hair
Bro last night I stuck I got slimy cock once I pulled out
by Yayeet_biggchungus February 16, 2019
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