Gay Tax

Noun- a tax that the gays are required to take from everyone (the tax being a chip...from anybody around that has one)

Hey, "gay tax" I need one of those chips!"

by Power trooper February 11, 2024

Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.

Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.

Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!

by LizardLuness April 30, 2022

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 25, 2024

gay pains

Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.

Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?

by DrDeezThePrequel March 26, 2023

“Don’t say gay” bill

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots

Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”

by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

audibly gay

soo gay that you can hear the homosexaulity in their voice.

if I can hear your sexuality through the phone you are audibly gay.

by bumblefuckthegreat February 16, 2023