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Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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horse cock torres(tripod)

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)
by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
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Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
by Local mi1f February 10, 2022
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Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
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Flying cock drop

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot
I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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