acid sex

when you have anal sex with someone who doesn't wash their ass and your penis disintegrates from the generated acid in the anus over time

"yooo bro, do you want to have acid sex?"
"I am acid sex"
"acid me"
"I am aciding, I am aciding"

by amipikoooyesiam April 7, 2024

sex

When you get to the best part of a book and you can't stop reading

OMG I'm about to have sex I can feel it.

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

sex

you did not just look up sex on urban dictionary.

sex, probably something you’ll never have because YOU LOOKED IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY????!!!! WHO DOES THAT!?!?!

by bahabeebo January 6, 2022

Sex

1. A biological gender
2. Sexual intercourse

1. I am of the male sex
2. Many organisms need to have sex to produce offspring

by the random. December 12, 2021

sex

something i have with my friends.

me and you at midnight just us watching netflix on my laptop me in ur arms. i move back a bit, as im on ur lap getting closer to you which gets u generally hard. i start feeling you kissing the back of my neck so i get up and sit back down on ur lap, facing you. "lets have sex" i say as you go back to kissing my neck as i wrap my arms around u. we take each others shirts off i throw ur shirt behind us as u flip us over. you fully undress the both of us and ask "you ready?" and i nod my head. you slide your dick into me and fuck my slowly yet passionately, making me moan. I slowly start to rub my clit as u speed up and suck my tits. i moan louder and push ur head softly down onto my tits. you start going harder and deeper as i roll my head back as u reach ur head up and choke me slightly. "you like that mamas" you as me, as i nod again. u stop fucking me and get off and start eating me out and fingering me at the same time. "o-ouu shii daddy ju-just like that" i say in between moans as i push ur head down further into my clit. you speed up with the fingering and literally finger fuck me as i get louder and more out of control. a few minutes pass and i cum all over your face and hands. "M-mmm shii baby" you say as u like the cum off ur fingers. i get up and pull u off the bed so ur standing up. i get on my knees and give u the best head ever i deep throat and make u cum.

by number.one.fucker November 4, 2022

Fancy Sex

When you have sex with your girlfriend, and she lets you put it in places that are usually off-limits.

"How was your date with Ginny? Awesome -- she got a little drunk and we wound up having fancy sex all night long!"

by jp dude June 2, 2023

Gym Sex

Named via a session of hardcore or intense intercourse where a lot of sweating and panting is involved.

I can’t wait to get home, you and I are gonna have gym sex!

by WilderEBranch September 7, 2020