by notborpgorp February 19, 2025
Get the Where's My Sex Hatermug. we both know good and well you aren't here for a definition...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. Why would anyone find Skibidi toilet sex attractive? The toilets are hideous and the series is weird. You aren't much better because here you are, looking up Skibidi toilet sex on Urban dictionary! OH MY GOD
by Cheeseandcrackersgromit January 14, 2024
Get the Skibidi toilet sexmug. PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE
FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY
AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE
...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION
NOTHING LIKE SHIT
RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
NON PENETRABLE
FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY
AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE
...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION
NOTHING LIKE SHIT
RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.
The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.
THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...
IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.
IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.
THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...
IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.
IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL September 3, 2022
Get the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATIONmug. Person 1: Oh my god, they even have a definition for sex 2! This is so funny!
Person 2: Looks up sex 3 next!
Person 1: It stops being funny after a while, Kyle.
Person 2: Look up sex 4 Now!
Person 1: *Dies inside*
Person 2: Looks up sex 3 next!
Person 1: It stops being funny after a while, Kyle.
Person 2: Look up sex 4 Now!
Person 1: *Dies inside*
by dingus9000 February 23, 2024
Get the Sex 4mug. For straight people
When a boy rams his dick into a girl
For lesbian people
When two girls slide their pussies on each other
For gay people
When a boy shoves a dick in another boy
When a boy rams his dick into a girl
For lesbian people
When two girls slide their pussies on each other
For gay people
When a boy shoves a dick in another boy
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.
Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025
Get the Sex Playlistmug.