dermal sex

when you fuck someone in the pores of their skin because your child syringe is absolutely microscopic

People who drive whale-sized pickup trucks and plaster the star-spangled banner across everything in their possession can only have dermal sex with their wives because their dick is only measurable with angstroms.

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Sex

An act invented by Dariush cerca 2008.
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year

"I had a great time last night"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"

by Big Shmeat July 27, 2023

Sex

The opposite of gender, made up by biologists to sell more estrogen and testosterone.

"Hey man, gender and sex are the same"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"

by Somebodystolemyboobs April 1, 2024

South Carolina Sex

Some weird hot seats sex. Hard to explain great feeling though

Person: I had some great South Carolina Sex last night.

by Weber’s dick March 1, 2021

sex

when a dick is placed inside your pussy and you go back and forth

i love having sex

by anonymous April 13, 2023

Sex

Sex is when a man put his dick into a woman's vagina to create a child

karen: sex is weird
Irine: No its not its normal

by Hrisonsite435 May 15, 2022

Bad sex

Horrible sex.

You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020