bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Cock

Another word for penis. Treasured by women and men. Also called a dick, rod, yoghurt slinger, splooger, dong, etc.

Angie: “Bro I wanna suck Dave’s cock.”
Mark: “Me too.”

by coladormat February 19, 2022

Cock

The yummy gooshy my uncle gives me.

Person 1) what have you been up to??

Person2) oh just getting some cock

by Daddypenisman37 February 20, 2022

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Cock

The penis. Or a male bird.

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.

by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022

Fat Cock

the thig that make girls become lesbian

Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Isle O' Cock and Balls

The isle of Elba. In Italy.
The Cock of Europe.

Girl 1: I can't wait to visit the Isle of Elba!
Girl 2: Don't you mean the Isle O' Cock and Balls?
Girl 1: Ah yes I love the Isle O' Cock and Balls!

by Isle o' Cock and Balls February 23, 2022