PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE
FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY
AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE
...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION
NOTHING LIKE SHIT
RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
NON PENETRABLE
FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY
AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE
...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION
NOTHING LIKE SHIT
RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....
STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.
The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.
THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...
IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.
IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.
THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...
IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.
IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL September 3, 2022
Get the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATIONmug. That wasn’t the total end, though. As Jack lay on the ground — still sleeping — Rynn looked around and successfully found a tiny piece of paper and a pen. She quickly wrote down a note on the paper, then folded it up and gripped it hard in her hands. As Rynn poked Jack awake and helped him up, Rynn opened Jack’s hand, put the note in it, and closed his fingers around it to keep it safe.
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
by buttermilk sex November 11, 2021
Get the Sexmug. 
we both know good and well you aren't here for a definition...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. A romantic activity this generation has trouble having. Nowadays the girl u abt to smash is a guy or the guy u abt to fuck is a girl. Terrible Coincidence.
by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023
Get the Sexmug. 
A flirtatious somewhat good looking woman in her 20s.
It can be used as an insult or a compliment in Lorenzo’s mind even if she is so mid and ugly.
Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date?” “she was a total sex kitten…”
Conor: “what’s a sex kitten?”
Lorenzo: “I really don’t know I just use the word to look edgy and cool but really in the end autism is just the new meta…”
It can be used as an insult or a compliment in Lorenzo’s mind even if she is so mid and ugly.
Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date?” “she was a total sex kitten…”
Conor: “what’s a sex kitten?”
Lorenzo: “I really don’t know I just use the word to look edgy and cool but really in the end autism is just the new meta…”
by FernoURBANNN February 16, 2025
Get the Sex kittenmug.