Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately

by Cock farm November 13, 2014

Lucas's cock

An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it

"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 18, 2022

Lucas's Cock

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex

"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 18, 2022

shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 28, 2018

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 30, 2020

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer December 01, 2021

Cock And Ball Torture Without The Cock And Balls

Life

"life is like cock and ball torture without the cock and balls - Old Western Guy."

by Cock-Master67 March 06, 2024