Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
Get the Gobble-cockingmug. When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022
Get the Cactus Cockmug. a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.
by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024
Get the huge fucking cockmug. cock slop - a mixture of pre-cum, excess saliva, and nasal mucus that forms in the mouth of a person performing prolonged fellatio and often steadily seeps out of their lips and onto the exposed parts of the male genitalia. It is useful as a lubricant for further handling of the penis or for coitus.
He sucked his buddy's penis for so long that cock slop covered his buddy's lower shaft and entire scrotum.
by Rube Goalberg October 9, 2025
Get the Cock Slopmug. When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
Get the Convoy Cockmug. 
