cock poacher

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

by Durty Harlen March 18, 2008

posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.

Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".

by Presumably December 01, 2016

Omega Cock

I am the owner of the world's first omega cock. it is currently being held at area 51 for research. soon we will pioneer a version for consumers.

"damn, what a nice omega cock"

by doodler doo April 30, 2022

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 24, 2017

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 20, 2023