sex

an ungodly sinful act

Girl: wanna have sex?

Boy: no go fuck yourself hoeslut

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Sex

Something you will never have.

your a virgin, lol. you’ll never have sex.

by Aarmau&Zane~Chan December 12, 2021

Sex

This is when you lay in bed. During this time you "turn on" each other for preperations. When a man is turned on his Penis (thing between a males legs) will become stiff. When a woman is turned on the inner skin of the vagina (Inside the hole between a womans legs) will be moist and slippery. Then you can lay on your partner, partner lay on you, or lay side to side with your pants off. Then one of you use your finger and guide the man's penis into the vagina (Don't worry, the hole in the vagina is designed for a mans penis to go in as it is about 4 inches deep and a mans penis is about 3-4 inches long) once the penis is nested inside the vagina (make sure to talk to your partner about how it feels.) the male can start urinating. The man won't acully urinate, if it is inside it will instead create cum and relese that. The womans body then uses the cum and has a chance to create a baby. (Unless you are using protection.) You can also use sex toys (shaped like a womans vagina or a mans penis) to practice. You can also have sex with the penis in the anus (butt) but this will NOT create a baby (Called Anus Sex).

I missed having sex with my boyfriend, it felt so good with his penis inside my vagina!

by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022

Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.

There is only one sadistic sex god

by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022

stupid boob sex

A dumb slut with big boobs

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.

by WADDO October 24, 2023

sex worker

The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.

Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.

The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.

by bitchuck August 15, 2024

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023