by O' Chungus February 1, 2024
Get the Sex Braggermug. When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
Get the desperate sexmug. When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
Get the Sex Yogamug. by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
Get the No sex Tuesdaymug. by Your step mum January 24, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Roy was jerking off in the bathroom when he got a hard on and looked at body building magazines. He got interrupted when his childhood friend, Jason walks in on him about to cum. Roy's heart drops and Jason weirdly stands still just staring at Roy's dick and the magazines. "I DIDINT know you were gay..." Jason says. Roy stays silent and puts his pants up and walks out. Before passing Mason Mason grabs Roy's Buldge and feels on it. Both of them like the feeling and then Mason takes off Roy's pants and starts sucking his hard cock. "Suck it harder" Roy says. "Whatever you say" Then, they start to have gay sex. Roy fucks Mason and he cums inside Mason. They both moan loudly. And their white mess is everywhere.
by Gdfhyfcbnuyf June 18, 2024
Get the Gay sexmug. Ik what ur here for
Sry I don’t have the experience necessary, but I’ll try
I walked into my room, surprised to find someone waiting for me there. He smiled slowly walking over to me. As he reached me, he lifted his arms up and touched my waist. He slowly pulled me in as I lifted my eyes to meet his, smiling the whole time. I knew what he wanted, so I slowly unbuttoned his shirt. He pulled me closer and I could feel his hard dick against my thigh.
“U need something?” I asked slyly
“Sex” was his reply
In response. He threw me onto the bed and jumped on top of me pulling my leggings off of my legs and lifting my shirt above my head. He fidgeted with my hair as I did the same to him. He looked me in the eyes as he rubbed his hard dick against my pussy through the thin layers of fabric. A few minutes later all of it was on the ground and I was incredibly horny (not that I had dent been before). We had been exploring eachothers mouths for the last half an hour but I needed more. I slowly moved my hands down his body and found his rock hard dick. I started rubbing it and playing with it, making him moan. I flipped him over and started moving my head down his body. He shoved it in my mouth once my head was far down enough and it moved down my throat to the point I started to gag. I was definitely thirsty, but it didn’t last long. I swallowed every single drop that he squirted into my mouth.
Sry I don’t have the experience necessary, but I’ll try
I walked into my room, surprised to find someone waiting for me there. He smiled slowly walking over to me. As he reached me, he lifted his arms up and touched my waist. He slowly pulled me in as I lifted my eyes to meet his, smiling the whole time. I knew what he wanted, so I slowly unbuttoned his shirt. He pulled me closer and I could feel his hard dick against my thigh.
“U need something?” I asked slyly
“Sex” was his reply
In response. He threw me onto the bed and jumped on top of me pulling my leggings off of my legs and lifting my shirt above my head. He fidgeted with my hair as I did the same to him. He looked me in the eyes as he rubbed his hard dick against my pussy through the thin layers of fabric. A few minutes later all of it was on the ground and I was incredibly horny (not that I had dent been before). We had been exploring eachothers mouths for the last half an hour but I needed more. I slowly moved my hands down his body and found his rock hard dick. I started rubbing it and playing with it, making him moan. I flipped him over and started moving my head down his body. He shoved it in my mouth once my head was far down enough and it moved down my throat to the point I started to gag. I was definitely thirsty, but it didn’t last long. I swallowed every single drop that he squirted into my mouth.
When he was done he moved me onto my back and I could feel the wet bed under me. He started at my mouth and moved down to my chest.
He stayed there a while rubbing and nibbling at my tits. Then he slowly moved down, further and further till he reached my hips. There he paused, kissing while doing so, and pushed my legs even further and snaked his head down to my thighs. He licked everywhere around my pussy, while I was moaning softly the whole time.
“Give me mooorrreee…” I moaned, and so he started licking my clit. I moaned even louder and he smiled. I could feel it. He shoved his tung up my wet pussy and I smiled and moaned with pleasure.
“Give it to me now!” I screamed, and he did what he was told like a good boy. He looked up at me, his face wetter than it had been before and then slid his 9in dick half way into my pussy.
“YESSSSSS… MORRREEE” I shouted and I could tell that he couldn’t wait any longer either. He shoved it up and moved it from side to side while letting out a loud moan just like me. Soon enough he hit my g-spot and I started to orgasm. We both did 3 times each that night. Soon enough my pussy was full of his cum and we were both soaked. We fell asleep wrapped in and on each other and woke up warm and giddy the next day. We had so much sex that night, wouldn’t be horny for a while.
He stayed there a while rubbing and nibbling at my tits. Then he slowly moved down, further and further till he reached my hips. There he paused, kissing while doing so, and pushed my legs even further and snaked his head down to my thighs. He licked everywhere around my pussy, while I was moaning softly the whole time.
“Give me mooorrreee…” I moaned, and so he started licking my clit. I moaned even louder and he smiled. I could feel it. He shoved his tung up my wet pussy and I smiled and moaned with pleasure.
“Give it to me now!” I screamed, and he did what he was told like a good boy. He looked up at me, his face wetter than it had been before and then slid his 9in dick half way into my pussy.
“YESSSSSS… MORRREEE” I shouted and I could tell that he couldn’t wait any longer either. He shoved it up and moved it from side to side while letting out a loud moan just like me. Soon enough he hit my g-spot and I started to orgasm. We both did 3 times each that night. Soon enough my pussy was full of his cum and we were both soaked. We fell asleep wrapped in and on each other and woke up warm and giddy the next day. We had so much sex that night, wouldn’t be horny for a while.
by KitKatThePussyCat May 15, 2023
Get the Sexmug.