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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
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ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin
by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020
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National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
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Gay sex

When 2 boys have steamy love...
Craig is bottom and Tweek is top. Craig has female pronouns just to get straight sex involved... Not homophobia

Craig was putting her pajamas on, when her boyfriend Tweek comes into the room. Craig decides to tease Tweek. 3 minutes after, Tweek decides to make Craig suck his dick. Later, they went into 69 position, Tweek ate Craig's cute ass... Tweek decided to r@pe Craig and he came. Surprisingly, Craig's "boyfriend", Clyde was watching and Craig noticed and got a smirked. She pinned Clyde to the wall and pulled down his pants. Craig started to suck Clyde's dick! Clyde's moans just made Tweek's dick harder! Then, Clyde came in her mouth and Craig licked it all!Gay sex yum
by Claire/Craig Tucker September 25, 2023
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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
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Sex

When a guy puts his cock in a girls pussy
either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. sex
by Sam is Sai April 14, 2022
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