marshall wood

Guitar player; also known as Sandra.

Marshall Wood has sex with himself.

by Pabs October 5, 2003

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

by lokz April 26, 2010

tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.

tyler woods is gay nigga

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

by willikowirl January 25, 2011