waffle run off

Something Homer Simpson likes and say mmmmm to.

Homer: Mmmmmmm. Waffle run off.

by t July 21, 2004

waffle bang

to have crazy sex with someone, sometimes while very intoxicated; waffle bang is used more as a code

Heyy man i'm about to take her home, i'll call you later. You about to waffle bang? Hellll yeah

by whatupdawg November 25, 2007

Waffle

(adj.)
1. A better word for legit.
2. Cool, dope, etc.

Your bike is hella waffle.

by breakfastfoods July 4, 2010

Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

by SMData December 28, 2011

choad waffle

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded

that bitch keith is such a choad waffle

by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007

Talking Waffle

talking shit, telling lies

Man,, i slept with like 5 girls last night!
Dude,, you're Talking Waffle

by tihsbreaker July 24, 2009

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018