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two men walk into a bar 

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

Elephant walk 

when douchebag frat guys are hazing each other,in this ritual much like elephanst in a row the men take their pants off and insert one thumb in the males ass in front of them and insert their other thumb in their mouth. Than they proceed to walk as circus elephants in a row,when the first douchebag's thumb to fall out of the first one's asshole,they must replace it with the thumb that was once in their mouth and replace it with the soiled thumb
Man we were hazing the fresh-meat at the house last night and three of them got sick from the elephant walk we made them pull!
Elephant walk by killa-B52423 February 11, 2010

you'll never walk alone 

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."
sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

Chicken Walk 

A niggers momentum generated from grabbing testicles and swinging the end of your "white tee" back and forth as a pendulum. Making monkey sounds aka "rap music" is essential to gathering up speed.
Marquese made sounds to speed up his chicken walk to "hold down a perpetrator" for frontin.
Chicken Walk by Tyronne Biggums November 11, 2006

Bus Walk 

The awkward hobble to your seat on the local transit system after getting on. It's staggered and disjointed as the bus driver does not wait for you to seat yourself and instead speeds off to the next stop.
1. As I was putting my pass away, the bus driver sped up and I bus walked right into the pole.

2. I got up early for my stop and bus walked into the door, much to my embarrassement.
Bus Walk by Bus Walker October 23, 2007

Intentional Walk

When an individual gives another a free pass to any base. Often a way of showing pity, but sometimes just an excuse for a horny person to get some.
Often, when an a person reaches a certain age and is still a virgin, another will give them an Intentional Walk.
Intentional Walk by WalksALot October 1, 2011