Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.

Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)

by Bennehftw December 4, 2022

Unit 4-5

A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.

Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?"

Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked"

Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..."

All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".

by riskitforthebiscuits December 6, 2022

unintentional neal

Someone who prevents the superior ship from happening or running smoothly without them realising so.

Because Jasper attacked Bella, Edward left. Thus, he is an unintentional neal.

by serendibite March 20, 2023

Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!

We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.

by Cerebrex June 25, 2023

control unit

The control unit is primarily responsible for directing all the activities of the computer. It also manages interactions between the other components in the computer system. In addition, the control unit contains both hardwired instructions (called microcode or microprograms) to perform operations. An example of an instruction might be the command to fetch information from memory. In older systems, the control unit would be a large number of integrated circuits on a circuit card. On a microprocessor-based system, the control unit is part of the microprocessor.

I the control unit determines when the user's commands will be proccessed.

by karog December 27, 2003

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.

Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.

by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010