A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
by ShowerToiletConnoisseur September 21, 2011
Get the shower toiletmug. No, don't even.
by Cloudvlikeswords October 22, 2023
Get the Skibidi toiletmug. The brown stains from shit on a toilet seat.When someone leaves a feces stain on the toilet seat. This happens when someone misses the toilet.
Ian-I walked in to the stall and there was fresh toilet paint on the seat. So i had to squat to drop a deuce.
by ianryan83 January 22, 2009
Get the Toilet Paintmug. The dried or semi-dried urine often found on public toilet seats or rims of urinals. Somewhat darkened by the effects of evaporation, it often has the appearance of honey. Can also appear on toilets in private homes occupied or often visited by men.
After her house party, Terry was shocked at the amount of toilet honey left on her toilet seat, sink, and bath tub.
by rickrickerson July 27, 2010
Get the Toilet honeymug. Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.
Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*
Cooper: Gina..
Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?
Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.
*call ends*
Cooper: Gina..
Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?
Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.
*call ends*
by dorkeylordcoopersian July 6, 2016
Get the Slutty Toiletmug. A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
Get the Toilet Paper Diplomamug. A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019
Get the Guacamole nigga toiletmug.