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Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018
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Paki's Toe

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
by Pakistoe August 19, 2017
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obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping
Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!
by Obama's toes December 10, 2021
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Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.
She was a real toe-slammer.
by loatgoat December 19, 2018
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Toes Hunting

The primitive urge to chop toes off a living human.
Lunatic : I'm hungry, i must go Toes Hunting.
by Demofisher December 30, 2021
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Pakora Toes

Eww she has pakora toes.
by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015
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toe licker

eats toes.toesyum
by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020
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