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by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico May 31, 2022

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

TMA

Too Much Analysis

TMA! Do you really think I care if they spelled a word wrong in the FW I just sent you?

by k_dog November 2, 2008

tmm

too much milk

Steve-i had tmm i think i got brainfreeze!

Georg-LOL ok dude

by norwegian..not really October 24, 2009

TMJ

Too Many Jobs

Tmj occurs by working the mouth too much, i.e talking, chewing, sucking

by Who me November 6, 2012

tmfj

Ty Mo Fo Jo

Meaning the mother f-ing johnson. having an abnormal amount of game. being of the highest quality. like a fine wine. extremely fast ep3. the fastest. as in 10 second ep3. also see ep3. The ty!

Was that 9.9 at 147 mph, must have been tmfj!

by vernacular May 14, 2006