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Definitions by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

sry mb gng i didn't know about that vro
An "unc" or anyone older than you jumpscares you by appearing out of nowhere.
I got unc scared vro I just want to play a game gng 🥀💔

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if you see this, you're literally the most bored person on the planet.
person A: `¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿
person B: jesus christ

œåΩ≈ß∑´∂ç√ƒ®†©∫˜˙¥¨∆µ˚ˆø¬π 

The sign of boredom beyond the mortal plane.
Holding the option key while starting from q and typing down and then up and keep alternating the direction.
You: "Damn, I'm bored af. œåΩ≈ß∑´∂ç√ƒ®†©∫˜˙¥¨∆µ˚ˆø¬π"
Often referred to as a "funny number" such as 420, or 69 means sharing oral sex, 69ing.
You wanna 69 tonight?

`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

You literally typed the entire keyboard FOUR TIMES in this EXACT ORDER to see this god damn definition. What the actual hell is wrong with you???
Man i'm soooooo bored, `¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿`1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?.