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doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie September 24, 2015
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Jack Kerens

He is amazing

He is so much fun to be around

Just him being their some how makes my day

Class with him is funny since he always has something to say

He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade

He is super sweet and caring

And he will get everything he will want in life
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 27, 2020
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Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 24, 2010
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jack weiner

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014
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Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.
I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.
by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010
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Jack Peterson

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything
"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"
by long chong silver December 31, 2014
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Jack Grealish

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen
Jack Grealish deserves to start for England
Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football
by the smol guy November 9, 2020
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