Mickey mouse

The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know

Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse

by Doritos day October 29, 2020

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Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018

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Mouse Brain

Warrior Cats version of an idiot or a stupid person.

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*

by Warrior cat April 30, 2023

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A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)

'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'

by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

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Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 4, 2023

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