moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020