SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023

OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.

by Poobody May 6, 2025

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

To Church

To Church is to find a hiding spot at work to smoke in

I really would like To Church right now

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Church flaps

A Christian women’s vagina

Hey love, can I see ya church flaps

by Jeckyb November 2, 2025