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Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant
I was Churching all day at work.
by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
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Canfield Presbyterian Church

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!
by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023
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church

its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.
by nebba June 27, 2018
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Church lady

What you call your friend,associate,etc when they are dressed very out of date and style
Hannah you dress like such a church lady
by Unsocially._.Awkward February 11, 2018
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reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?

student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
by Sexydimma June 15, 2012
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Church

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.

Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".

2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.

That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.

2) Example:

- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
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Church for the Wicked

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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