Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

Taint-liquor

The juice dripping from a prolapsed anus.

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.

by Azreal08 November 14, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025

Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025

Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”

Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*

by theherd January 28, 2025