Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Taintwaggling

A state of being in which one is so aroused by the Australian accent that their pants sporadically combust, which is then followed by shoving one's taint in the offending Australian's face and wiggles it around.

She instantly started taintwaggling when the token Australian joined the VC.

Taintwaggling by Modified333 February 12, 2022

Tantard 

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

Tantard by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tainy vits

Very vainy tits. Usually sent along with hairbrush videos

Meghan Zoll has some tainy vits

tainy vits by bigrichardcock January 31, 2019

Tanitha 

Tanitha is a very cute and inteligent person.
Someone named Tanitha is always beautiful and has the right sense of humor. She'll always lift you up when you're on the ground.

Everyone should love Tanitha.

+Have you seen how amazing Tanitha is on ADC?
-Yes, she always wins her lane!

Tanitha by GuiineaPig February 1, 2020

taitaung

Taitaung is the greatest person of all time, trust me. He is sooo hot, and he epically loves people named Joseph. In conclusion he is amazing, funny, smart.

Taitaung looks great af

taitaung by WWWJOS August 17, 2021

tasty tant 

Small and gentle area between your ass hole and that big ol cock

When we fucked last night I noticed he had quite a tasty tant

tasty tant by Big cock daddy April 27, 2014