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Taint Gurgler

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017
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slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint
I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.
by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018
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Fromonda Taint Brush

A brush used with talc free powder to help you apply it to your body
Fromonda Taint Brush

Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.
by Lee bllack January 31, 2017
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Taint Paint

While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.
by letsmergedotcom January 5, 2022
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Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering
Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.
by Bobbetr January 24, 2017
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