Ball Taco

When a man wears pants that are too tight and the seam of those pants where the two legs meet in the middle split your balls leaving one ball on either side, leaving the seam in the middle of the ball taco. Not unlike a male camel toe.

I just sat down and my jeans gave me a ball taco

by Snake88 October 15, 2018

Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff June 8, 2016

Taco Slinger

A racial slur used against somebody that is of Mexican descent.

Woman: A Mexican man tried to steal my purse!

Man: Those damn Taco Slingers!

by TheCanadianSarge December 5, 2022

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012