tin roof surprise

When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.

Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!

by Thirty Minute Thursday November 5, 2008

back door surprise

the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack

last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it

by butt grabber11 March 16, 2009

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Surprised pikachu

Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.

person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again

by Bloxis November 11, 2018

Surprise Sex

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.

Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010

surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003