spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

Spit Doodle

After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.

Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!

by STEALTHY GEMINI July 15, 2018

Spitting day

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day

Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day

by Ashpreet likes to spitt July 16, 2023