Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work

The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021

Gacha Soft kid

Someone who dresses like this is a entire hot topic store and then proceeds to get upset when you call them something they are.

"Aren't you a gacha soft kid....??"

by Disladified November 25, 2021

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

bro u r soft

A person who is soft

Bro u r softer than cake

by Howard274y2u2 May 1, 2018

Living me softly

Someone who’s life is so quiet that they leave no trail of existance.

Hey Bill I haven’t heard of you or seen you since high school graduation! What have you been up to the last 20years? Hey Fred, I’ve honestly done nothing! I’ve been living me softly this entire time.

by AngDevilo April 16, 2018

Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019