scandanavian scotch diving board 

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

scandanavian scotch diving board by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Lithium Sloth

/ˈliTHēəm/— /slôTH/
Adjective

Individuals that consume prescription lithium, whose side effects result in lethargy, cognitive slowing, and dulling of personality.

Justin has turned into a lithium sloth ever since he started taking Lithobid. He reminds of of Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh.

Lithium Sloth by Pluto of Portland March 30, 2026

Vibe sloth

Somebody so lazy that they rather use AI then engage their brain for a simple activity

He is such a vibe sloth, he asked ChatGPT what 2+3 is

Vibe sloth by Ihavenoideawhichnicknameisfree April 23, 2026

rectum slurping sloth rapist 

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

rectum slurping sloth rapist by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

Human Sized Sloth 

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

Human Sized Sloth by pesuedonando December 9, 2015

You be slothin' 

To move slowly. To lack people in your step

Peppy, you be slothin'..

You be slothin' by Ngunz October 4, 2016

costa rican sloth whistle 

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

costa rican sloth whistle by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018