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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
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depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.
by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019
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Half Slipped Out Nob

When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom
He’s pregnant because I got a half slipped out nob
by Dirty nob January 11, 2020
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Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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Ass Slipper

I gave my girlfriend an ass slip and she loved it! I’m a true ass slipper.
by Fatlightning January 2, 2021
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_sunghoons_slippers_

_sunghoons_slippers_ Is the best kpop acc on tiktok. They are literally carrying kpop tiktok right now
Go follow _sunghoons_slippers_ on tiktok
by hyunlixloves June 26, 2021
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flesh slipper

When somebody holds your foot like a slipper. Their fingers around your toes, the palm of their hand against the base of their foot.
My feet are cold and I can’t find my slippers, can you give me a flesh slipper?
by SlipCat September 26, 2021
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