Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

sconge

To sconge: to thrust inappropriate object into other in appropriate object

Paper Clip bent open and stuck in science lap gas tap!

by Clifford Downs-Syndrome Lassnig September 1, 2003

spongebob sqare nuts

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

by Sir vbwd February 6, 2018

spongebob

a really smart kid that looks like a fictional character.

haha you look like spongebob. (meaning your smart :)

by bob to the sponge October 10, 2008

Spongebob

The thick mixture of jizz and period blood.

Dude 1: Aw man, yesterday was terrible.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I went home to a spongebob on my living room floor.
Dude 2: Aw man that sucks.

by FISHizzle October 6, 2012

sponge

1.) An idiot. Someone who takes in information but ends up losing it all and never using it.

2.) A douchebag/creeper who goes after little girls

3.) CK

Me : "I feel like getting italian food"
Caitlin : "Yeah let's get chinese food!"
Me : "Caitlin you are such a sponge..."

by warnow September 24, 2007