Two shits and a fuck

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009

shits and giggles

the act of defocating on a neighbors porch, and laughing all the way home

Im bored, anyone up for a round of shits and giggles?

by billybobjoeplumber January 16, 2009

shinks

a word that could mean anything

shinks me it dey

yu geh de shinks yet boy?

person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na

by bahh April 25, 2007

shitsack

A member of the male gender who wipes his ass from front to back

Example: Negative. We just won't go there.

by Sam May 13, 2005

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

Boondock Saints

A good but not great movie. People who don't know anything about movies think its one of the greatest movies of all time. It has cool parts and its better than average, but there are about a billion better movies. I would rather kill myself than watch this again and Ive watched it about 3 times. If you think this is the greatest movie ever it just means you dont pay attention to certain aspects of movie direction and you are not quite a film buff. its ok though, because being a true film buff prevents you from enjoying 99% of movies. but just because you fantasize about enforcing justice yourself with guns does not mean the movie is good. you might as well say transformers is good because you fantasize about having big robot friends. just because you like the concept doesnt mean the actual movie is good

Boondock saints is so sick
yes its ok
Dude the boondock saints is the greatest movie ever
lol, no

by waaaat November 11, 2011

Shants

Loose fitting pair of mens clothing that is too long to be definitionally considered shorts and to short to be definitionally considered pants.

Women wear capri pants. Men wear shants.

Can also be used in phrases like, "I have a shantload of homework," or "We laughed our shants off."

by Sir Shants Alot April 21, 2010