Definitions by ConjointedTwins

Two shits and a fuck 

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

Two shits and a fuck by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009